MY FRIEND LORETTA
My friend Loretta wants to have babies.
"That's good Loretta!!! I'm sooooooo happy for you. Have as many babies as you like."
"Reg says I can't have babies..."
"Who is Reg? Does he live on the mountain too. You know Amanda and I have been trying, but you know it's hard. I think it may be my speedo underwear. We try yoga."
"Reg says I haven't a womb."
"No I don't see any wombs about you Loretta, you look perfectly healthy."
posted by Billy Leopardskinhousen at 3:11 PM
2 Comments:
maybe you and geg can artificialy inseminate each other and spare the wives the pain and agony...hmmmmm
Loretta doesn't have a womb...Reg said there now place for the fetus to gestate... "where ya gonna keep it, inna box?"
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