EVIL WOMEN

I see these women lurking around trees sometimes in the forest near my cottage. Strange how they never seem to have clothes on even during the winter.

They worship this goat-guy. I'm not quite sure, but it looks ad if they are milking him at the same time.

Gosh... I didn't know guy goats could milk. And such strange teets! They go in two directions!!!

Anyways... these evil women wear black hoods and roll around on the leaves chanting and singing and dancing.

They like to make fires too, but someone should tell them about how to make proper fires in the forest. They could endanger the ecosystem after all. Sometimes I have to go and stamp out their fires and they leave some of their left over meat there too... Hmmm... seems like they have a thing for cow hearts. I don't like them myself.