Wednesday, February 22, 2006


THE BAKERY

It's a small bakery at the foot of the mountains.

We make:

candies, cakes, pies, danishes, torts, cookies, breads, mincemeat, pasties, pastas, donuts, eclairs...

pizza, calzones, subs, lasanga, pumpkin pie (when in season)

I like to wear my smock.

I like to roll the dough with my roller. I get covered with white flour. I look like a crusty ghost. The sun comes in the window. Right at 11:00 am I think about my mortality, my life and where I've been and where I'm going, and how I'm probably going to die in my bakery.

But mostly I think of Amanda and the long walk home up the mountain.

Roll, roll, roll.

Cut, cut, cut.

I empty the contents of another bag of flour into the mixture.

Roll, roll, roll,

Cut, cut, cut.

My life is simple now. I just make the food and people pay me for it. I keep them alive.

Amanda says I'm a regular Osiris, but I'm not a big fan of country and western music.

6 Comments:

Blogger yellowdoggranny said...

i think that second to last paragraph would make great lyrics to a country and western song...
years ago when i was skinny and had a liken to wearing very short short's asked me "do you know your ass is hanging out of your shorts?" and i said "no, but i think willie nelson wrote a song about it" ahhhh the good ole days.

11:42 PM  
Blogger Scottish Toodler said...

Your posts are better than LSD!!! Osiris...hehehe...

8:11 PM  
Blogger soonerfan78 said...

I would like to know the ingredients of a tort, I want to throw them at poor people.

So you met Osiris too, my buddy did her last weekend down at the bar on a bet. She "yodels" when performing the sex act, he said it was like a Bavarian Opera just taking her jug holders off. Oh well

8:08 PM  
Blogger Billy Leopardskinhousen said...

um, a tort = flour and um, sugar, and strawberries and grapes and you mash them together and put cool whip on them... and bake in the Barbie Oven at 350 degrees for about 20 minutes or until golden brown or until the French guy says they are done...

4:32 PM  
Blogger Billy Leopardskinhousen said...

YG -- yeah, good idea... Hard to pick and play sor fur though... but I'll use em...

"me wear short shorts
"yellow granny got short shorts"

4:34 PM  
Blogger Billy Leopardskinhousen said...

No my dear all of our halleucinegenic substances are from the maple syrup (see upcoming blog) we extract

4:35 PM  

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