Monday, March 06, 2006


HAWKEN GUN

Mr. JOHNSENVENHOUSENVEN-

SHINSENBERG kept insisting his gun was a "Hawken" gun....

"HAWKIN, HAWKIN, for usa killa them bare."

"Certainly you'd want clothes on when you go a-hunting in the mountains Mr. JOHNSENVENHOUSENVEN-

SHINSENBERG... it's very cold up there..."

"Hawking, you say... do you mean you shoot hawks? My. Now eagles I can see... but hawks? Are you sure there are hawks around these parts?"

"HAWKEN, yah idghut, fora killa them grizz..."

"No, I always cut the grizz off my steak."

Amanda kept shaking her head "no" at me me for some reason and Mr. JOHNSENVENHOUSENVENSHINSENBERG was getting very mad at me...

2 Comments:

Blogger yellowdoggranny said...

u sure he wasent saying humping them barrs?

9:09 PM  
Blogger Billy Leopardskinhousen said...

I think so... I thought he was talking about camels

9:54 AM  

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