LAMP LIGHT

Amanda and I light our cabin mainly by kerosene lamp light. We make our own kerosene using old grain alcohol, the juice from green apples, and paint thinner left over from the Carlburgesenhiousen's barn yard sale last year.

Gosh, it's smells awful but we save a lot on electricity. We are not hooked up to any utilities.

We haven't a telephone. Nor do we have central heat.

Amanda believes that elctric light hynotizes us, makes us do the bidding of right wing religious fanatics. And you know she's right, when I did have electric light, I found myself strangely fascinated by Pat Robertson, I'd stare at his videotaped image (yes, I video taped the shows) hour after hour, just in awe of his majesty. I'm getting all excited now just writing this about him. If Amanda found out she'd be concerned for me.

We once I started lighting my cabin with kerosene lamps I felt free... After several months of TV withdrawl I THINK I am over my addiction to Pat Roberston.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oooooooooooooooooo, just look at how handsome and stately he is!!! Don't tell Amanda! She doesn't know!!!