A NEW RELIGION DIAMONDISM
On the highest point of the mountain. Where the air in the thinest. Beyond the treeline... 13,000 feet in the air, we have found traces of a new religion, some say a cult.
They are called Diamondites. Or the "Knights of the Hot Augusts". Or, "Shilo's Children". The "Cult of Solitary Men".
Deep within caves and in lonley tree dwellings the Diamondites can be found...
September Morn is the most holist of days. While our prophet sometimes delivers snow in April. That's just one of his many miracles.
The Diamondites main tenant:
"Turn on your heartlight, let it shine wherever you go...
let it make a happy glow, for all the world to see."
Repeat that while you are drinking red, red wine and eating Crunchie Granola.
If only the world would follow our credo. If only those evil vile Iranians would follow the word of the Devine Diamond.
He will make you a believer.
For our meditation seminar our main mantra is:
"I am I said... to no one there."
Repeat that chant 40,000 times until you have acheived inner piece and love.
A follower of the holy holy one:
He has gone days without substanance. Fasting and chanting and praying. He has smoked much of the great herbs and has many Matza Balls in honor of the great one.
All 0f the new immigrants to our great land join us in a telepathic group hug and sing: "We're Coming to America."
posted by Billy Leopardskinhousen at 7:06 AM
2 Comments:
i agree...and he is a miracle worker also...when the mojo daughter was a baby she wouldnt go to sleep in her crib, with me with daddy..nope..had to put her in the car, stick in my 8-track of neil diamond and drive her around..she would lay there with her eyes open and listen till he starting singing sweet caroline and then she would go to sleep...take her home put her to bed...had to start at the exact same place each time too...very very very strange child..even to this day...and she's 33
check out sooners last 2 posts..he needs his buds..saddle up for sooner..
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