Amanda Won't Cut Her Hair:
That's OK... It's like hippie person length. I think it keeps her warm in the winter.
It's like a coat. A long one.
She washes it in the rain barrel next to the cabin.
When she tosses it back it makes this fapping sound on her back. Almost like she's being whipped or something.
She stands in front of the mirror and combs it upside down and the tosses it back again...
She will never cut it.
posted by Billy Leopardskinhousen at 12:34 PM
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Perhaps Amanda has a lucrative career as a potential "hair advisor" for the stars. I can immediately think of two potential clients in Britney and The Donald.
And her long mane can be cleverly used in the woods as a trap. Just pile leaves up to her neck, camo her face and place twigs and nuts in her hair nest. Wait quietly for the squirrels and drop a net on them, SQUIRREL GRAVY!
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