NOTE FROM AMANDA:

Hello everyone, this Amanda. Billy is out right now gathering acorns. He muttered something about making some kind of acorn stew tonight.

While he is out. I thought I'd sneak on his computer and actually read a bit of what he's been writing about me.

I have read some, and I've decided that I am with a very confused man. But, I suppose his heart is in the right place.

He's, uh, um, how shall I say? I believe the sooutherners have an expression for it: "teeched".

Bless his heart and small mind.

Oh, by the way, Billy also has a Myspace account. Here's the URL:

http://www.myspace.com/billyleopard

(Actually, I'll let you all in on a secret. Billy can't type. He simply dictates the posts to me and I type them and attempt to edit his rather, enthusiastic prose... so I suppose I have read through his postings).

So go on over to Myspace and become Billy's friend. I believe he is friends with a homeless person, a fruit pie, some flaming lips person, and one woman who sells her body.