THE RESTORATIVE POWERS OF THE SACRED SONG…
It’s true!!!
I have witnessed the song and how the playing of it can cure the sick!!!
Norman Jensevenhousenshensensenhosen had a rare form of Acute Acorn Ague. He lives near Astrid the tree climber and Elsa the modern dancer. Acute Acorn Ague (or AAA) can happen as a result of too much squirrel hunting. Usually it’s swelling and gangrenous tissue after a malicious squirrel bite. Anyway, Norman Jensevenhousenshensensenhosen had it bad.
And then as Amanda and I were attempting to nurse his wounds… the door of the cabin burst open. A bright white light! Sequins!!! Tinted blond hair!!! A New York accent. In walked the prophet himself!!! Accompanied by no less than my friend and new convert to the Manilope Tribe, Rauol…
It got very quiet in the cabin… And somehow the roof divided and from space descended a large black Steinway piano. The Great One and Rauol sat down…
And played the sacred chords:
G + EM + A7 + D7
And spoke the truth to Norman…
Soon after ahearing about sharing and caring and smiling for one another, Norman started to sing… he now longer spoke in Squirrel tongues:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No more!!!
posted by Billy Leopardskinhousen at 8:40 AM
3 Comments:
I have decided to name my penis Mandy as an homage to the Manilope tribe. If only the Hasselhoffs and Manilopes could end their bitter jihad against each other, it would be like a walk through a spring forest, a soft summer breeze that takes you by surprise, a disposal douche that leaves one breathless!!
Never doubt the great one. This article is just another instance of the amazing healing powers of the great one. Those poor misguided teens are simply being welcomed into the fold.
Yes, Mr. Sooner, you are one among many who have felt the tinglings after a visit from our prophet's healing music... Yes, the Hasselhoffs, and Diamondites I must admit are hostile enemies at present, but I am convinced through the restorative and magic powers the great one has, they too, will become members of the Manilope Tribe...
REMEMBER:
"We can ALL make it through the rain."
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